Sunday, December 6, 2015

Hide Your Presents, The Liberals Are Coming!


It's once again the most hallowed time of the year for many people. All across the United States, furtive groups will be meeting in secret under cover of darkness. These brave souls are risking persecution; nay, even death, to observe the forbidden holiday of Christmas.

Jackbooted thought police are out in droves to ensure the birthday of Christ is a topic that crosses nary a lip. They're stomping on manger displays, setting afire Christmas trees in public places, and hanging generic "Happy Holidays" banners everywhere that bear the image of Big Brother.